In the town of Collindale
We start our epic tale at the local office supplies store
Everything seems well and dull,until...
"EVERBODY FREEZE!" Shouted a mysterious,pink suited woman holding what seemed to be an oversized fountain pen.
Everyone in the store was suddenly in a state of shock and fear as a bunch of men in white shirts and ties ran in and started grabbing all the the office supplies they could carry.
"That's it boys,grab all the supplies you can." Said a calm,deep voice by the entrance.
The voice then revealed itself to be a big,burly,beast of a man,in a blue suit,red tie,holding a giant suitcase,smoking a large cigar.
"Sorry for the sudden intrusion,ladies and gentlemen. My name is office boss;head CEO of evil inc. Me and my staff are just picking up some extra supplies. So we'll be taking all we can and be on our way."
"So don't nobody try any funny business!" Yelled the pink suited woman.
"STOP RIGHT THERE,EVILDOERS!" shouted a voice from behind the two crooks.
As the villains turn behind them,the voice is revealed to have seemingly belonged to a small boy in a sparkling red cape.
"Huh? Hey,beat it,kid!" Yelled office boss.
"NO! How about you guys beat it and leave these innocent civilians alone!" Said the boy.
"Hm,stupid brat. Ms.aubrey,ink him for me will ya." Commanded office boss.
"Yes,mr.boss." obeyed the woman as she pulled the lever on the top of the weaponized pen to squirt acidic ink at the boy.
Thinking quickly,the boy covered himself behind his red cape to use as a shield against the deadly ink.
The two villains were in shock at had just happened.
"Who the heck is this kid." Thought office boss.
"Sorry,but you're gonna have to do better than that to beat me." Said the boy with a cocky smile.
"Very well then." Said office boss as he snapped his fingers.
Just then,ten more office workers came from out of nowhere and started to surround the heroic lad.
"Interns! It would appear we have a small pest problem. Go ahead and squish 'im." Commanded office boss.
"Ten against one. Kinda unfair,but I think I can manage." Said the boy as each intern charged toward him.
As the fight ensued,the boy showed prolific agility and fighting skill as he took down each one by one with heavy handed blows.
As office boss watched as the child took down the last of his Interns, he had decided had had enough of this foolishness.
"Ms.Aubrey,hold my cigar,will ya. I'm about to teach this punk a lesson." He said as he handed her the large cigar and walked close to the boy.
"Alright,mr.bossman! You may as well give up now and save yourself the embarrassment of being defeated." Said the boy,surrounded by the fallen interns.
"You I'm gonna give to a snot-nosed punk like you. You must be kidding,right?" Said office boss.
"I never joke about justice,you felonious fiend!" Stoicly said the caped youngster.
"Is that so.well let's see if you can take on the big boys!" Said office boss as he threw off his suit jacket,preparing for a fight.
"Tough guy,huh? Well,let's see if you can handle this!" He said as he jumped high into the sky.
The boy then took his cape and twirled it around himself as it glowed a bright,shiny,red.
"HERO FORM,ACTIVATE!" cried the boy as his entire body began to glow along with the cape.
The blinding glow surrounding the boy then burst as the boy appeared almost completely the same except he was wearing two oversized boxing gloves on his hands and what looked like to be a championship belt with BL in bold,red,letters on the front around his waist.
"BOXING LAD!" he said as he landed to the ground.
The office boss was amazed at what he had just saw.
"W-what the heck was that kid?" Asked office boss.
"Your worst nightmare." The boy said as he put up his gloved fist,ready to battle.
"Grrrr!" Growled office boss as he charged towards the boy,lifting his giant suitcase.
Once he got close enough to the young hero,he proceeded to smash his suitcase onto the child.
But,little did he realize that before the boy could crushed,he flipped out of the way in the knick of time.
"Hey,you big behemoth! Looking for someone!" Taunted the child as he waved at the office boss.
The O.B was slightly confused on what he saw.
"If he's there,then....." he said as he lifted his suitcase;only to reveal an empty crater which only angered him more.
"Now,it's my turn!"the boy shouted as he charged towards the O.B.
Just as the heroic lad jumped towards the blue suited beast to throw a punch,the office boss shielded himself with his suitcase.
The force of that blow to the suitcase then opened it to reveal a gun-like version of the fountain pen acid squirter ms.Aubrey had inside.
The office boss took the fountain pen gun and pointed at the boxing lad.
"EAT INK,YOU LITTLE BRAT!" Yelled office boss as he pulled the trigger and squirted the acid.
The boy then shielded his face with his gloves before the acid could hit him.
"Give it up,kid! Not only does this ink never stain;but,it's acid can eat through anything,especially snot-nosed brats like you!"
It was true. The acidic ink was starting eat through the boxing lad's huge,hulking,gloves.
But,luckily,the stream of ink suddenly started to momentarily halt to a stop.
"no,no,NO! Darn thing always gets jammed like that stupid copy machine." Grumbled office boss.
"Now's my chance." Said the boy as he caught his breath.
The young hero took this quick opportunity and leaped toward the villain and delivered a powerful blow to his jaw,knocking him towarda a nearby building wall.
"Heh,not too bad for a "little brat",huh?" Said the boy
"No,not too bad at all. Actually,that's the first punch that was able to hurt me a little." Said office boss as he slowly got up off the ground,rubbing his jaw.
"But let's she how well you do against my ACTION TIE!" screamed office boss as he ripped off his necktie from his shirt.
He then made it extend towards the boy and wrap his legs.
"Heh,heh,heh,You're mine now kid." Chuckled the evildoers as the action tie slowly retracted back,seemingly sending the heroic boy to his imminent doom.
"Oh,no I'm not! HERO FORM,EXCHANGE!" Cried the boy as he was once again engulfed in a bright red glow.
"FIESTY FENCER!" yelled as the glow quickly dissappeared revealing the boy now in child-sized Conquistador armor,with a handlebar mustache on his face,and holding a bright,golden,fencing sword.
"QUICK SLASH!" yelled the boy as he made a lightning fast slash through the evil necktie and did a backflip.
"That was my favorite tie. YOU'LL PAY THAT YOU LITTLE SNOT!" Yelled office boss as he dropped his tie and furiously rushed towards the boy in a violent rage.
"Here we go,FIESTY FRENZY! cried the boy as he began slashing away at incredible speeds towards office boss.
Soon rips and tears started to appear on his suit until there was nothing left and he was just in his heart-covered boxer shorts.
"And finally,KNOCKOUT SLASH!" The young hero cried as he ran towards office boss at lightning speed.
The boy then completely ran past office boss while also slashing him across his waist.
The O.B then stopped running as he began to teeter and tottering until he finally collapse to the ground,completely unconscious.
"And that's how us hero kids do it." Victoriously said the hero as the familiar red glow once more engulfed his form and changed him back to normal as it dissappeared.
"Yo,smallfry! Did ya forget about us." Said a voice near the young hero.
As the boy turned around to see that the voice had come from a very angry ms.Aubrey in front of a gang of even angrier office workers.
"We won't let you hurt the man who signs our paychecks!" Shouted a random office worker.
"Ready your aim boys!" Shouted Aubrey as she and the workers all raised their oversized fountain pens;ready to douse the kid in a cascade of acidic ink.
But,suddenly,before any of them could fire;a Squadron of police cars rushed onto the scene and surrounded everyone.
A few minutes later,all the police officers on site rounded up all the evildoers and rushed them all to the Collindale city jail;leaving the the heroic young to walk home into the sunset.
THE END!