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The ex-sidekick and son of the hero know as the dark guard who was a legendary crimefighter of his time and held in high regard both among his fellow heroes and even to some of his enemies as well. Unfortunately, as with with most things in life, this could not last forever; for on one of guard and ward's daring adventures one of his enemies had finally became to much for dark guard to handle which sadly cost him his life in battle, leaving only the ward able to return to their stately mansion home. All seemed lost until the day of the reading of his father's will which stated that should anything were to suddenly happen to him; all his assets and responsibilities would go to his immediate next of kin including the mansion, land, and especially everything underneath it which was secretly their secret hideout and base of operations. It was at that moment that the ward knew it was his time to step up to the plate and become the city's new valiant protector of truth and justice in honor

Tracey caffa, was once an ordinary man who dreamed of being a superhero as great as those of the magnificent marathon man, captain chemicals, and super powers who all gained their unique powers and abilities from fascinating chemical enhancements. So, using the chemistry skills he picked up from various high school to advanced university text books he was able to construct his own chemistry lab right out of own garage to create own version of a superhuman serum. Years later, after countless sleepless nights of study and research and a multitude of failures had finally led to the final stage of his creation. With bated breath, he swallowed the serum, which he noticed had a very bitter aftertaste and waited for its effects to manifest. After five minutes, tracey had dubbed the serum as another failure in his research as no changes to his physiology were felt. So it was with a heavy heart that tracey decided to give up on his dream of being a hero as took a heavy swig from a nearby glass

In the town of Collindale We start our epic tale at the local office supplies store Everything seems well and dull,until... "EVERBODY FREEZE!" Shouted a mysterious,pink suited woman holding what seemed to be an oversized fountain pen. Everyone in the store was suddenly in a state of shock and fear as a bunch of men in white shirts and ties ran in and started grabbing all the the office supplies they could carry. "That's it boys,grab all the supplies you can." Said a calm,deep voice by the entrance. The voice then revealed itself to be a big,burly,beast of a man,in a blue suit,red tie,holding a giant suitcase,smoking a large cigar. "Sorry for the sudden intrusion,ladies and gentlemen. My name is office boss;head CEO of evil inc. Me and my staff are just picking up some extra supplies. So we'll be taking all we can and be on our way." "So don't nobody try any funny business!" Yelled the pink suited woman. "STOP RIGHT THERE,EVILDOERS!" shouted a voice from behind the two crooks. As the

The origin of how mister teether became the hero as we know him all started when he used to be denny eather, a famous up and comer in the world of competitive eating, winning three years in a row in the Colorado state charity pie eating contest and going for fourth. But there was only one problem, denny was quickly alerted by his agent that one of the competitors for that years contest would be tommy "tummy" mitchem. A fierce monster of a man on the competitive eating scene who easily knocked down 36 hotdogs in last year's Alabama state hotdog eating contest. His agent warned him that if "tummy" wins the pie eating contest, he'll not only lose his fourth commemorative trophy, but also possibly his coveted winning streak with it. So, for the next 3 days, denny trained both himself and his stomach to withstand and hold in the amount of food it would take to beat "tummy" In the contest. Unfortunately, through all his merciless training he just couldn't hold down that much pie to win

Antoine V Divini was once a world-renowned artist made famous for his speciality in unique and abstract clay sculptures. In his long-running and prosperous career he had created 99 clay sculptures each selling to famous art collectors all over the Western Hemisphere. In fact, in a press art gallery event/auction, he would be presenting his 100th masterpiece to the public and selling it to the highest bidder. But, on the night of the event, disaster struck when a rival artist in disguise secretly sabotaged the sculpture with a homemade remote activated explosive device. Unfortunately, the jealous saboteur miscalculated the explosive range of the device as, when Antoine revealed his newest creation to the public, the detonated blast hit both Antoine, the rival artist, and killed many others in the process. When wheeled into the ER and prepped for immediate surgery, medical professionals tirelessly and successfully revived the the famous Sculptor back to health. But, a heavy cost was made